SUMMARY:

MORfilms.com is seeking an Editorial Intern in our Parker office. These unpaid internships will include work in our editorial department.

QUALIFICATIONS:
 

• Must be female...or have semi-operational female "equipment"...or at least look kind of like a girl when wearing a dress
• Strong interest in journalism, writing, and/or publishing, and making coffee
• Available 10 to 15 hours per week

 

COMPENSATION:
 

• Unpaid
• Check with your college or university for possible credit
• The joy of working with Russ

 

CONTACT:

NOTE: Internship resumes are currently being accepted. Those seeking internships ONLY in our Parker office should submit resumes.

SUMMARY:

MORfilms.com is seeking an Intern to clean out the guinea pig's cage. The cage is starting to smell and I would really like someone to clean it.

QUALIFICATIONS:
 

• Must be a self-starter
• Must have good poop smell recognition 
• Must know how to use vacuum cleaner, or comparable guinea pig cage cleaning equipment

 

COMPENSATION:
 

• Unpaid
• Check with your college or university for possible credit
• Experience with useless animals

 

CONTACT:

NOTE: Internship resumes are currently being accepted. Those seeking internships ONLY in our Parker office should submit resumes.

SUMMARY:

MORfilms.com is seeking a Styx cover band to play in the office. I kind of like Styx and I think it would be cool to have a cover band in my apartment.

QUALIFICATIONS:
 

• Knows how to play All Along the Watch Towers
• Can play Zeppelin on demand
• Available 10 to 15 hours per week

 

COMPENSATION:
 

• Unpaid
• Check with your college or university for possible credit
• Experience playing Zeppelin and Hendrix, which are much better bands

 

CONTACT:

NOTE: Internship resumes are currently being accepted. Those seeking internships ONLY in our Parker office should submit resumes.

SUMMARY:

MORfilms.com is seeking an midget.

QUALIFICATIONS:
 

• Under 4'8" tall
• Have no self respect
• Available 10 to 15 hours per week

 

COMPENSATION:
 

• Unpaid
• Check with your college or university for possible credit
• Will be given free horsy rides

 

CONTACT:

NOTE: Internship resumes are currently being accepted. Those seeking internships ONLY in our Parker office should submit resumes.