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I am not a
writer. I am not a poet. I am not an actor, nor am I a director. I am
just a man, a man who has become fed up with the crap Hollywood is
churning out.
One day after seeing a really crappy movie at a
theater I said to myself, "self, you just got ripped off." And on that
day I swore that I would start my own movie company, and I too would
produce crappy movies; however, I would not charge people for these less
than stellar films. And now here we are. MOR Films
The History of Russ
Hello, my name is Russ Bramblett, I am a man. I thought I would get
that out in the open to avoid any potential confusion later on. I don't
remember being born, but my parents told me that I was born in
Lawrenceville, Georgia. They had no reason to lie when they told me
about this, so I believed them.
The Beginning of the Film Career
In early 2002 I joined the Army; the Army was fun. I was in Korea for
a bit and there I trained under Master Choe a 7th Dan in Tae Kwon Do and
Hapkido (the Korean form of grappling) and received my black belt in Tae
Kwon Do from the Kukkiwon in Seoul, Korea. That was pretty much all I
did there--of note, I don't really like Asian women. Then got
stationed in Colorado. Buckley AFB to be more specific, which is where
this story starts. While in Korea I got to fight quite a bit, but upon
my return there were very few chances for a non-drinking man to get in a
fight, so all of that training was for nothing. Not to mention that I
really liked fighting. So one day I made an off handed comment to a
co-worker that I was going to make a kung fu movie, and since there was
no one in the universe worthy of fighting me, I was going to have to
fight myself. Well, I was really just joking, but some people overheard
me and in order to save face I went out and bought a camera and filmed
The World Famous Russ Bramblett Kung Fu Movie, and while I was at
it I figured I'd make fun Chuck Norris a little bit by marketing my own
Total Gym, and the rest as they say is history.
I am now out of the Army (honorably) and hope to take over the
world one day with my distrust of both Republicans and Democrats and
my love of capitalism. I believe in the rights of the individual,
I'm pro-life, and and I support the legalization of marijuana. I
have never voted for "the lesser of the two evils" and if you have
ever helped put anyone into office who you didn't fully support, you
should let everyone in America kick you in the knee.
That is all. I hope you like free crappy movies, and I also hope you
buy a t-shirt.
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